Becuz I iz bored - OC Situation Meme

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So! Quite a bit more happy than my last entry, I decided in order to waste time in between now and going to see a movie in a couple hours, I will be doing an OC situation meme. The one I have in mind has me picking out 10 of my characters and having them act out various scenarios the meme prompts. 
This is the one I'm using, which is normally meant to be drawn, but I haven't the patience, so I'm just going to do little written skits for each scenario. I'm gonna do cross-fandom, so not all of these characters are from the same story, and I'm only using ones that I have pics of on deviantArt so you can see who I'm talking about. So! Randomly, my characters shall be designated as follows:
#1 is Belori      
Art by: :iconspencerofspace:
From Story: Mythichron
Age: ~9
About: Belori's a sweet little cat-boy with a knack for machinery. He has some cat like mannerisms like purring and touching noses with people. He's also the most positive, innocent saintly thing ever.

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#2 is Arunis  
Art by: :icontsudjy:
From Story: Hylian Secrets
Age: ~15
About: Arunis is a short-tempered prince of thieves who thinks everything in the world should be handed to him on a silver platter. He talks all tough and haughty but when push comes to shove he's kind of a coward.

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#3 is Keatona
Art by: :iconjosephmlee:
From Story: Mythichron
Age: ~ 36
About: Keatona is a mischievous an buxom kitsune woman always out to have fun and secretly terrified of responsibility. She's a skilled "Life-Shaper" that is a shape-shifter, and one who shapes other. Also a horrible driver.

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#4 is Marnin
In the Garden by AloysiusRook
Art by: :iconaloysiusrook:
From Story: The Dark One
Age: Millenia, Looks like early twenties or so.
About: Marnin is a very kind individual but also very shy. He won't run away or hide but he rarely ever says anything to people he's not very close to, and even then, he doesn't say much. What he does say though, usually ends up being very deep. He's a very inflective person, doesn't like confrontation. He plays the shamisen, is a master cook and also has powers over water (like, he can walk on it.) 

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#5 is Caenith
Caenith Color Trial by NessyNoName
Art by :iconx-Dragonsoul-x:
From Story: The Dark One
Age: Several millenia, looks about 20
About: Caenith is a elegant but tricksy man, always with something of a light but impish smirk on his face. He's the picture of politeness to some and an utter tease to others. He has power over ice and can't feel pain. 

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# 6 is Ylandra
Commission - Ylandra by CoattailsOfJustice
Art by: :iconcoattailsofjustice:
From Story: Hylian Secrets
Age: 19
About: She be one crazeh mofo. Ylandra had something of a troubled upbringing (to say the least) so she turned to playing with Dark Spirits as a child and developed a sort of possession technique by which she allows the Spirits to feed on her essence in exchanged for heightened senses, stamina, strength and crazy awesome magic powers like the green flames in the pic. She has no qualms with killing and fancies herself a "huntress" though she can be quite collected and patient. She's kind of sadistic too. Deep down she's just a broken little girl, but I have a feeling we won't be focussing on that today...
Arunis, #2 is her estranged half-brother, whom she loves to torment. 

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#7 is Faernion
Caenith + Faernion - Commission by Joseph M. Lee by NessyNoName             the one with the red-brown hair
Artwork by: :iconjosephmlee:
From Story: The Dark One
Age: Millenia, but looks around 27
About: Something of a hothead and not always one to think a situation through. A little big serious but not above being mischievous. Hates being pranked though. He's a very passionate man and fights hard for the ones he loves and what he thinks is right. He respects authority but is willing to break the rules with just cause. He has powers over fire and heat. 
Is also the boyfriend of #5, Caenith (the other one in the pic.) 

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#8 is Thom 
Please Don't Fire Me by NessyNoName
Artwork by: :iconnessynoname:
From Story: Mythichron
Age: 33
About: Thom is the ultimate worry wart. If he's not worried about his preteen daughter Beth, then he's worried about his job, or about his neighbors or about is coworkers or about the ficus in the living room which is looking a little dry... Still he's got a good heart and only wants to make the people he loves happy. He's very tech savvy, a video gamer, a total Star Wars fanboy and an obsessive coffee drinker.
Also, the husband of Keatona, #3

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#9 is Eolan
Eolan Color Trial by NessyNoName
Artwork by: x-DragonSoul-x
From Story: The Dark One
Age: Like, 8 or 9,  or 10. ...or 12
About: Eolan is a studious young lad, good at practically everything he touches (cooking, pro, driving horses, expert, making medicine, master, doing laundry, no one better) to make up for his adoptive grandma Avulia who can't do much else beyond the medicinal arts (especially cooking.) He can take himself a little too seriously sometime and is something of a whistle blower. He tries too hard to be an adult. 
He's also good buds with Marnin, #4, who he kind of looks up to as a big brother.
And lastly #10 is Xaleph
Xaleph Fanservice...? Blasphemous! by NessyNoName
Artwork by: :iconnessynoname:
From Story: Mythichron
Age: 14
About: Xaleph's kind of a purposefully mysterious guy. He doesn't like sharing much about himself, but he'll more than gladly rattle off to you the inner workings of a gadget or the history of a certain region. Very well read and intelligent. Also somewhat of a cynic. He always speaks in a deadpan sort of way and the only humor he ever manages is sarcasm. Doesn't smile, doesn't laugh. He likes strawberries, guzzles coffee like water and has a phobia of blood. 
Now I'm going into this completely blind, I've only read like the first two questions so this'll be interesting. I'm just going to write the first thing that comes into my head...
We shall begin....

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Scenario 1: Belori and Xaleph start a campaign to rule the world. What happens?
Belori: That doesn't sound like a very nice thing to do. :< 
Xaleph: (Nods sagely) Not to mention its a waste of time. To many things go wrong. Governments come crumbling down. The world falls into anarchy. Not that that wouldn't be an improvement to the way things are now...
Belori: What do people even do after they finish ruling the world?
Xaleph: Hmm?
Belori; When you rule the world, what do you do?
Xaleph: ...Nothing. You'd be too busy ruling the world.
Belori: That doesn't sound very fun. Why do people want to do it?
Xaleph: ......

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Scenario 2: Faernion announces that he's Keatona's long lost brother. How does Keatona react? 
(XD This is funny because Faernion's real sister is so much like Keatona)
Faernion: Keatona. I just found out. I'm you're brother. 
Keatona: Wuuuuuuuuuuuuut? o_O That's. Interesting. 
Faernion: Yeah, I was shocked too. I mean, I'm an angel-elf-demi-god thing with elemental powers from a roughly medieval but slightly steampunk fantasy setting and you're a royal kitsune fox demon from a different universe slightly more along the lines of diesl-punk but with some magi-tech elements thrown in.
Keatona:.... I didn't hear a word you just said, I was just lamenting that I can't ogle you anymore. But you're SO PRETTY! :bademoticon: 
Thom: (in the corner) Hey... >_> (Seethes with passive aggression.) 
Mira: What's that?! I have a sister! (screeches with glee, magnets onto Keatona) Natsuki Shinomiya (Super hug) [V1] Hiya sis! My name is....
Keatona: Hi! I'm Keatona and I...
Mira: NO WAY! You can shapeshift too?!
Faernion: There are TWO OF THEM?! onion head 'shock'  
Keatona: Mmhmm. And I can also....
Mira: Oh. My. Gosh. Let's go out to lunch and celebrate. I'll tell you all sorts of embarrassing stories about Faernion from when we were kids!
Faernion: Charmandar Dizzy 

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Scenario 3: Ylandra and Marnin go on a trip to the zoo. 
(Lookin' at zebras)
Marnin: :3 
Ylandra: Klaton is not amused  (pondering lunch)
(lookin' at rhinos)
Marnin: :3 
Ylandra: Klaton is not amused  (pondering sharpness of horns)
(lookin' at monkeys)
Marnin: 
Ylandra: Alucard Steeple  If I cut it, how much do you think it will bleed?
Marnin: Llama Emoji-07 (Hopeless or Scared) [V1] 

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Scenario 4: Belori falls in love with Arunis, but Eolan is in the way. How does Belori deal with this?
(This one seems so cracktastically implausible that I'm gonna have to stretch my imagination pretty freakin' far for it. Here we go...)
Arunis: (Minding his own business)
Belori: (walking along. See's Arunis.) Junko Enoshima (Kawaii Blush) [V5]  (Proceeds to stalk him for an hour)
Arunis: I feel like I'm being watched. :< ....Probably nothing. I'll just loiter here like a delinquent. Yeah. Breakin' the law. Breakin' the law. 
Belori: I wanna talk to him. Nows my chance! (starts forward)
Eolan: Hey you! Delinquent boy. You're breaking the law!
Belori: Meep! (hides)
Arunis: Yeah? What's it to you, pipsqueak?
Eolan: The sign clearly says "No loitering." Can't you read?
Arunis: No.
Eolan: (dizzied by the notion of illiteracy) Pikachu dizzy 
Belori: (Musters his courage) I just gotta remember what Reluke taught me (Runs up and jump kicks Eolan out of the frame) Hiya mister! I think you're preeeety.
Arunis: Dafuq???!!!!

Kitty Love by AloysiusRook
Illustration by :iconaloysiusrook:
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Scenario 5: I :iconnessynoname: am stuck in an elevator with Xaleph...
Me: So...
Xaleph: ...
(Floor 1-----Floor 2. A muzack version of "Yackety Sax" plays quietly)
Me: Nice weather we're having.
Xaleph: ...
(Floor 2------Floor 3)
Me: Kinda wish it were raining though. I like the rain. Better than overcast anyway.
Xaleph: ...
("Yackety Sax" Continues to drone on in the background.)
Me: So I heard unemployment is down. That's good.
Xaleph: ... 
Me: ... Emoticon Twitching  SO! What's it like being and ORPHAN!?
Xaleph:  ...... <FALCON> FALCON PUNCH <PAWNCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!>

Elevator Music by AloysiusRook

Illustration by :iconaloysiusrook:
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Scenario 6: Caenith, Faernion and Thom get together for a movie night. What do the watch?
Thom: Oh! Hey. C'mon in guys. Can I take your coats?
Caenith: Thank you. ^_^
Thom: (makes for Faernion's coat)
Faernion: Nobody. Touches. My coat. Levi Rivaille (Time to Kill) [V2] 
Thom: Eep!
Caenith: Nobody touches his coat.
Thom: :scared: 
Faernion: Hey, you got anything to drink? This crossing-universes-for-trite-humor-related-nonsense-thing is surprisingly draining.
Thom: Uh... Sure.
Caenith: So you said we were going to... how did you say it. "Watch a movie?"
Thom: Uh yeah. So, um, I thought we could watch "Lord of the Rings." 
*Twenty Minutes later*
Faernion: :bademoticon: The painting on the box is moving!
Thom: Uh... Yeah.
Galadriel: The World is changing.
Faernion: Who's that?
Galadriel: I feel it in the water. I feel it in the earth. I can smell it in the air.
Faernion: Is it Valaena?
Galadriel: Much that once was is lost. For none now live who remember it.
Faernion. Always talking all vague, telling people what to do... [Lord of the Rings] What does that say?
Galadriel: It began with the forging of the great rings. 
Faernion: OOH! Fire. La la la la 
Galadriel: Three were given to the elves. Immortal. Wisest and fairest of all beings. 
Faernion: What the hell? They have pointed ears and... rings. (Turns to Thom) HOW DOES YOUR KIND KNOW ABOUT US???!!!
Thom: O.O
Faernion: YOU TELL ME OR I'LL-- Explosions O.O
Galadriel: In the land of Mordor. In the fires of Mount Doom..
Faernion: Is... is that Erethar? O_O 
Galadriel: ...and into this ring, he poured his cruelty. His malice. And his will to dominate all life.
Faernion: Caenith, is it Erethar?????!!!!! Ooh. Fire. :3 Wait. Wait. What is this?
Galadriel: But there were some that resisted...
Faernion: Caenith. Its the war. IT'S THE WAR! How do they know about the... the... Caenith. No. I can't. I don't wanna watch this. No. NOOOOOOOOOO!
Caenith: Its okay Faernion. Its okay. Shhh shhh shhh.
Faernion: Hold me. :bademoticon:
Thom: ...O_o Da' hell? 

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Scenario 7: Keatona and Caenith meet in a Dark Alley. Who should be more afraid?
Keatona: Kill La Kill Icon: Ryuuko 
Caenith:  Alucard Confident
FIGHT!
(The sheer epickness of the battle that ensues is too insanely awesome for any mortal brain to comprehend. )

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Scenario 8: Arunis, in a desperate attempt to escape Belori, flees to Paris, where he teams up with Keatona, Marnin and faernion against Belori. is it enough?
Belori: Meow?
Keatona, Marnin and Faernion: ... (lower weapons. Look at Arunis) Really? >_>
Arunis: KILL IT WITH FIRE! >o<

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Scenario 9: Xaleph has realized how empty his life is without Belori. Is Belori sympathetic to Xaleph's cries?
Xaleph: Belori I-- I just wanted to tell you. ...Thanks for being here.
Belori: ^_^ (Gives Xaleph a cookie. Sits down next to him and starts munching on his own cookie.)
Xaleph: ... (a whisper of a smile crosses his face) Thanks. (munch.)

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Scenario 10: Faernion invites me to a dinner cooked by Keatona. Do I accept?
Faernion: Yeah, so Keatona, my sister, or whatever, was going to cook dinner tonight and wanted to invite you so--
Me: FAERNION! RUN!
Faernion: What? Why? o_O
Me: HER FOOD. ITS NOT MEANT TO BE TASTED. SAVE YOURSELF! FLEE TO THE NEAREST APPLEBEES. THAT'S AN ORDER!
Faernion: ...

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To be continued....


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Words cannot describe the sheer epicness that is numbers two and six.